I've discovered a possible cure for cancer.

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Well... Sir Leader doesn't seem to have seen my post on my latest mission so *twitch* I guess I'll have to go back to the apartment and find him...?

Ok, let's see... update, uh...

• I recently got six guinea pigs that were meant for experiments but I liked the noises they made so I kept them. I have yet to name them but I will be taking pictures soon. To my knowledge, they are all male.
• I replaced the guinea pigs in my experiment with rats. They are ugly. They really ought to die anyway. It works out fine.
• Any animal-rights people who saw that last bullet, just stay the fuck away. I really don't care. I'll test on you if you comment on that with some sort of wrist band with leopard print for animal rights...
• I haven't spent alot of time at the apartment lately. I've been wandering around Konoha, drawing maps of the city. It's highly boring work but I suppose the maps will come in handy sooner or later...? Oh, and Konoha: you have a problem with garbage disposal. I recommend working on a recycling system, or burning the trash once a week. Although that would probably stink. Hmm... well, you'll think of something, I'm sure. In the years between that point and now, try to work on your rodent problem.
• *twenty minutes pause between that bullet and this one* I want... to kill... something... soon.
• Run. Hide. Go for the hills. I have a chemistry set and I'm not afraid to use it.

( UNHACKABLE--For respective Akatsuki's eyes only )

Alright you whore-boxes. n_n I'm in a very good mood. Why? Because my Puppet Bill is that much closer to becoming a law. So don't bug me. And Kabuto, if you show your face around me just one more time, I swear you will live to regret it. Let's see how precious Orochimaru-sama likes the gift I sent to him when it's a puppet, ne?
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*sigh* Following recent events, the Puppet Freedom bill doesn't look like it's coming any closer to becoming a law. Great. It's not like anyone would abuse the privilage, in Sunaga. Buncha pansies and wanna-be puppeteers. Now that Chiyo is dead I heard she was dead, no one comment on this if I'm wrong there really is no one worth mentioning basing from Sunaga except myself. I'm actually quite disappointed. This is embarrassing, coming from my own village. People expect me to have a decent puppet-using village, but no. Hardly anyone uses puppets anymore. Annoyance, much?!

I'm sick of people looking at me like I'm about to drop down dead, or have dropped down dead... I'M NOT DEAD YET, YOU WHOREBAGS! ~_~ Sorry to have gotten your hopes up.

And I'm in Konoha now... haha... no escape, Asparagus-man.

Alright let me just make myself perfectly clear. If anyone messed with/annoys/hurts/angers Deidara, they answer to me, and don't take that threat too lightly. I don't care who you are or what you're capable of--you WILL be sorry.

Deidara and I left the cave to go to Sunaga. Only to decide that Sunaga wasn't really worth our trouble at the moment, and so we camped out in the woods and then made our way to a village, the name of which I completely forgot. Deidara wanted to fly but Hiruka wouldn't fit on his bird, most likely so I said no. And we walked.

But then shortly after we arrived at the village and got a hotel, I left. Mainly because Deidara was being so annoying. Just need some time away, then I'll go back. See if he's sane again.

I've found a library and have been reading on the latest Sunaga papers. Apparently there are very few people still fighting for the Freedom Of Use laws for puppets now. It'd be different if I was there, obviously. Of course I have no intention of going back now. It doesn't make a difference to me anymore. I can do what I want with my puppets. But I'm still following the papers. It'sreally rather interesting. I remember these people when they were little children...